I'm a-leavin' tomorrow but I could leave today

I am Tom. UK. I play guitar, drink coffee and listen to records.

September 19, 2014 4:44 pm

Thanks Brett

I’ve been tagged by: br3ttles

1. If you have the choose to either get pregnant/get someone pregnant today or lose the ability forever. What would you choose?

The former.

2. What is the worst super power you could imagine having?

Narcolepsy when danger is near man

3. Are you a left or right handed?

Right.

4. If you could be any animal in the world for a day, what would you be?

An Orca. A wild one. Fuck you SeaWorld.

5. Do you ever wonder if we are a brain in a jar being stimulated to think we are in a body?

Now I do…

6. Have you ever done anything embaressing whilst doing the horizontal monster mash (sex) with someone?

Perhaps…

7. If you could pick a book to live in, what would it be?

Harry Potter. Everything good about modern day life but with magic.

 8. Who framed Roger Rabbit?

 Brett did. I saw him do it.

9. In your humble opinion, what is the meaning of life?

The reproduce and pass on knowledge.

10. If you could invent anthing, what would it be?

Hoverboard. Like actually invent the tech that makes it possible

11. This is a long one. Here the situation, you’d be given a million pounds(dollah, euro etc) every year. Janaury 1st would be  put in your bank account. No strings attached but one. By taking the deal of a million (insert your currency here) a year you’d be chased for you whole life by a deadly deadly creature. Not just any creature, it would be a deadly deadly snail. Not a very big one at that. There is no escaping the snail or not killing of the snail. It moves as quickly as a snail and no matter where you go it would find a way to get to you. Then the second it touches you, you will die. How you die youll decide by your imagination. So my question if, if you’d take the deal, why? If you wont take the deal, why again?

A snail travels, on average, 25 metres a day. So on that basis, yes I’d take the money as I could move to say Vancouver (which is a fair way away from where I currently live) and by the time the snail caught me up I’d probably have died from old age anyway.

September 16, 2014 2:14 pm

askerquestioner

br3ttles: OLDDDDD FASHIONED! I've tagged you in a text question thing. Hope you dont mind and I wont by offended if you dont do it. I usaully dont but I thought "what would the jazz tell me to do?" and I did it!

Challenge accepted!

September 10, 2014 4:49 pm
My Name is Tom
I have three tattoos
I like records
I drink coffee (black, two sugars)
Jazz is my favourite genre of music
The Gaslight Anthem are my favourite band
I play the guitar
I have five guitars
I also play the banjolele
I wish I owned a banjo
Star Wars
I like suits
I support Brighton & Hove Albion and have done since I was eight.
Although I own quite a lot of clothes I usually wear blue jeans and white t-shirts unless I go out.
'The '59 Sound' speaks to me on so many levels
When I was two my thumb was chopped off and sewn back on (by a doctor not just by my mum).
Whiskey is my alcoholic drink of choice.
I like Pizza way too much.
When I grow up I want to be just like my dad.
I am training to become a teacher.
  1. My Name is Tom
  2. I have three tattoos
  3. I like records
  4. I drink coffee (black, two sugars)
  5. Jazz is my favourite genre of music
  6. The Gaslight Anthem are my favourite band
  7. I play the guitar
  8. I have five guitars
  9. I also play the banjolele
  10. I wish I owned a banjo
  11. Star Wars
  12. I like suits
  13. I support Brighton & Hove Albion and have done since I was eight.
  14. Although I own quite a lot of clothes I usually wear blue jeans and white t-shirts unless I go out.
  15. 'The '59 Sound' speaks to me on so many levels
  16. When I was two my thumb was chopped off and sewn back on (by a doctor not just by my mum).
  17. Whiskey is my alcoholic drink of choice.
  18. I like Pizza way too much.
  19. When I grow up I want to be just like my dad.
  20. I am training to become a teacher.
4:29 pm

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September 6, 2014 11:08 am
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Review: Dax Wave and Groom

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Dax Wave and Groom

  • Pomade colour - Honey
  • Pomade Scent - Faint scent of honey
  • Base - Petroleum
  • Hold - Strong
  • Shine - Low
  • Price - £5/ $7 (3.5 oz)
  • Overall - A good pomade with a strong hold that is very affordable. More workable whilst using your hands rather than a comb. Can take a while to wash out once it dries as you would expect whilst using a petroleum based product.

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